Unwisely, Hubby informed me that our fetus isn’t so much kicking me in the gut daily and causing me discomfort just for shits and giggles, rather the little tyke is just beginning to practice “using the force.” And, of course this unbeknownst to me because I am no Jedi, I’m told. Apparently, Hubby will be using the weekends to educate our son (if it is a son) the vital importance of Star Wars, the force and proper use of the lightsaber.

This is all I have the strength to update on this week, my dears. If you feel it necessary, as I do, you may join me in using the rest of the afternoon for weeping over the state of my marriage.