With Jonah finally sorting out the difference between night and day and finally doing some decent sleeping, it is heartbreaking when things beyond your control befall you and wake your peaceful babe. Things like children running and squawking up and down your condo hallways, phone calls from your mother at inopportune times, a barking shit dog or a clumsy mom tidying up during nap time. All of these offences forgivable because they are part of life and issues Jonah will have to learn to snooze through anyhow. last night I almost perpetrated cat-homicide, people But you want to know what is unforgivable? Watching baby cry when you throw on every light in the house at four am because when you finally rolled into bed,…